Odd corners of IP law, or how magicians deal with those who steal their tricks:

Or, (to mangle an already mangled quote: "good men do not need laws to govern their behavior, and bad men break the laws anyway."

Who'd have thought? Personal accountability and public shame work better than incredibly dense legal-speak. Everyone except the lawyers wins.

Ice cream dispenser sizes portions according to how sad you sound:

Oh man ... I *so* do not want a machine that trains kids to sound whiny.