Friday randomness, courtesy of vito_excalibur

What happens when Shakespeare's ghost gets hold of a recent meme:

http://manos74.livejournal.com/290855.html

SF language snark ("Thog's Masterclass"):

http://thog.org/livethog.html

Random fanfic (long, haven't read it yet)

http://www.intimations.org/fanfic/smallville/Moving%20On.html