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Alex's sex spoons

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This is a thing of beauty. Alex, make sure you check this out. :)

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Oops, that last message was from me.

Right then, that was strikingly ineffective. So let's ineffectively strike it.

I am a fan of any Ebay post that uses the word shaggee. :-)

-- Alex

Bloody hell! Let me clarify. I am the author of the last three comments, and also this one. In fact, I am the author of all comments made so far on Jr. Tom's original post. My name is Alex not-Moctor, and I approved this message.

No you're not. You're Merlin, the Happy Pig.

That's actually very funny, seeing as how:

(a) I am currently reading _The Merlin Conspiracy_, by Diana Wynne Jones
(b) In the AD&D campaign I play in, my character is the party mage, and
(c) his familiar is (no kidding) a lucky flying pig from Faerie. Named Higgledy.

Sod sod sod. That last post was me again. --- Alex

You know, Alex, if you'd just get an LJ account, this would be All Taken Care Of.

Oh, and you could have an icon of a small flying faerie pig, if you wanted.

Drink the koolaid, Alex, you know you want to. :)

I am

jrtom's sister (actually, we've met, but I doubt you remember me) and therefore have Magical Powers.

So is it the fact that you're related to me that gives you Magical Powers, or is it specifically that you're my sister? ("I have it...my father has it...and...my sister has it.")

Am I, metaphorically speaking (or at least familially), surrounded by those with Magical Powers?

I think it's important to get a handle on the possible paths of contagion, here, if for no other reason than that it would be nice to know what to expect from my offspring (in a general sense, anyway). :)

We all have Magical Powers--I thought you knew. Your offspring is doomed and will no doubt begin flying at a young age. I suggest keeping the windows shut until she or he gets a good handle on navigation.

Of course I knew you all had Magical Powers. I was just hoping that none of you were aware of them. :)

Well, the cats launch themselves against the screens occasionally, but so far they've held...so hopefully the same will be true of The Offspring.

Hi, Alex! If you don't know who this is, you weren't reading my name tag closely enough last Orycon.

Ha ha! (in my best booming Othar von Tryggwassname voice) I recognize the Baroness von Trollheim under any disguise! In fact, I have already read parts of your LiveJournal --- which really should have been titled "KJ's LJ"!

Now remind me: is "naudiz" pronounced "naughties," Ms. Ho?

Alex

Look at the pot calling the kettle black!

I know where you've been.

Yes...but the real question is: where are his spoons?

(And Alex, don't try to claim that there is no spoon. We've all seen the pictures.)

I assume I am the pot here. However -- harrumph -- I have no idea to what you are referring. :-)

And if you *do* know where I've been, you know that some of it has been deadly dull.

Alex

Close enough for gub'ment work.

KJ's LJ. I like that. Too bad you don't have an LJ of your own, because then I'd add you to my friends list and you could see the -really- good entries.

Me too. All the dirty stuff is locked.

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