Alex's sex spoons

[jrtom]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3936808831

This is a thing of beauty. Alex, make sure you check this out. :)

Comments

Re: why didn't I think of that?

[(Anonymous)]

Oops, that last message was from me.

Re: why didn't I think of that?

[(Anonymous)]

Right then, that was strikingly ineffective. So let's ineffectively strike it.

I am a fan of any Ebay post that uses the word shaggee. :-)

-- Alex

Re: why didn't I think of that?

[(Anonymous)]

Bloody hell! Let me clarify. I am the author of the last three comments, and also this one. In fact, I am the author of all comments made so far on Jr. Tom's original post. My name is Alex not-Moctor, and I approved this message.

Re: why didn't I think of that?

[red-frog.livejournal.com]

No you're not. You're Merlin, the Happy Pig.

Re: why didn't I think of that?

[(Anonymous)]

That's actually very funny, seeing as how:

(a) I am currently reading _The Merlin Conspiracy_, by Diana Wynne Jones
(b) In the AD&D campaign I play in, my character is the party mage, and
(c) his familiar is (no kidding) a lucky flying pig from Faerie. Named Higgledy.

Re: why didn't I think of that?

[(Anonymous)]

Sod sod sod. That last post was me again. --- Alex

Re: why didn't I think of that?

[jrtom.livejournal.com]

You know, Alex, if you'd just get an LJ account, this would be All Taken Care Of.

Oh, and you could have an icon of a small flying faerie pig, if you wanted.

Drink the koolaid, Alex, you know you want to. :)

Told you.

[red-frog.livejournal.com]

I am jrtom's sister (actually, we've met, but I doubt you remember me) and therefore have Magical Powers.

Re: Told you.

[jrtom.livejournal.com]

So is it the fact that you're related to me that gives you Magical Powers, or is it specifically that you're my sister? ("I have it...my father has it...and...my sister has it.")

Am I, metaphorically speaking (or at least familially), surrounded by those with Magical Powers?

I think it's important to get a handle on the possible paths of contagion, here, if for no other reason than that it would be nice to know what to expect from my offspring (in a general sense, anyway). :)

Re: Told you.

[red-frog.livejournal.com]

We all have Magical Powers--I thought you knew. Your offspring is doomed and will no doubt begin flying at a young age. I suggest keeping the windows shut until she or he gets a good handle on navigation.

Re: Told you.

[jrtom.livejournal.com]

Of course I knew you all had Magical Powers. I was just hoping that none of you were aware of them. :)

Well, the cats launch themselves against the screens occasionally, but so far they've held...so hopefully the same will be true of The Offspring.