hell acquires another layer of ice

Falwell speaks in favor of gay civil rights

Yes, this is the same guy that blamed the 9/11 attacks on (among other people) gays and lesbians.

*boggles*

spreading the pain

I wasted valuable time reading half of Uncyclopedia's "You Have Two Cows", and felt like sharing.

If you think you've seen this before, you're probably wrong. We're talking probably a couple thousand variants. I mean, yow: "You Have Two Cows" has apparently become the "foo" of lame jokes.