you are in a maze of twisty neocons, all alike

Courtesy of Defective Yeti (if "courtesy" is the word, which I rather doubt): Xyzzy


...
> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq deteriorates.

> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq deteriorates.

Some insurgents arrive.
There is an overwhelming number of insurgents here.

> SCORE
Your favorablity rating is 47% out of a possible 100%.

> ADMIT MISTAKES
You are unable to admit mistakes.

> ACCEPT RESPONSIBILITY
You are unable to accept responsibility.

> DECLARE VICTORY
I do not know what you mean by "victory."
...


*painful laughter*

web weirdness

First, from BoingBoing, we have a new Honda Civic TV commercial. Notable because all the car sound effects are done by a chorus (in fact, much of the video consists of shots of the chorus). Very cool. fdmts (and probably amnesiadust) should definitely check this out.

Proceeding from the sublime directly to the ridiculous, I offer first a LJ post describing a very, very funny interaction with a telemarketer, which resulted in me learning of the existence of the movie Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter. Which is probably just about as cheesy as you'd expect.