I ran across this recently, so I'm sharing:
http://www.lspace.org/books/dawcn/dawcn-english.html
http://www.lspace.org/books/dawcn/dawcn-english.html
When Death met the philosopher, the philosopher said, rather excitedly: "At this point, you realise, I'm both dead and not dead."
There was a sigh from Death. Oh dear, one of those, he thought. This is going to be about quantum again.