HOWTO cut steel with bacon

With a Flaming Bacon Lance of Death, of course.

Referencing a related experiment:

Cucumber is an *excellent* base for these things because it's air-tight, moist (to resist fire), easy to core, and has a rubbery skin that makes an air tight seal. About the only thing wrong with cucumbers is that they are not made of bacon.

With a quote like that, how could I not pass this along?

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