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Two of my particular favorites, especially the last quasi-sentence:

mercenary gouging misleading jerks. (2) "Awareness bracelets" (or ribbons--which reminds me of a presentation & demonstration. Somehow this doesn't feel very "3D" to me--it's still very tied to the Gentleman at the bottom of an atmosphere that we can't really sleep while he does this for a couple of hours starting at 2:30 AM. What's worse is that life isn't a story, however great the need to perceive it as one. And one of life's chiefest failings, from a storytelling perspective, is that neither attention or cuddling, per se, seems to slowly be figuring out that fingers don't actually have

and

them; he'll still suck on one for a while, but not for long. So we're trying him out on a pacifier. For me, it's hard not to think of this as some kind of Hell." "Oh?" it asked. "What is suffering?" "Suffering is when you can't have one. You want the pain to stop. You want to transcend. You want an apple and you can't have one. You want an apple and you can't accept it. Where there's something you can't accept it. Where there's something you don't have that's strong enough to cling to forever and ever.

which I think is a scarily appropriate combination.

Go nuts.