because I think I'm funny, part LXIX

[jrtom]

So one of my coworkers was wandering down the hall, in recovery from some conversation further up the hall in which proctologists were mentioned; apparently he thought bringing them up in casual conversation was "mean" (well, not really, but that's what he said).

I pointed out that proctologists can be very useful depending on the circumstances: after all, a good proctologist can save your ass.

This resulted in (a) hilarity and (b) one of those moments in which everyone around immediately wonders why this pun had never crossed their radar before. Go me. :)

(Since there isn't really a dress code here, perhaps this is our version of "Casual Friday".)