A recent Google search for "portland 'fluent in Elvish'" (the motivation for which is left as an exercise for the student) yielded the following first result:
http://www.dunx.org/cgi-bin/white-rose/forum?forum=Game341&groupBy=id&group=300&tail=40
for which the most useful context (which isn't saying much) is the White Rose Mornington Crescent page.
Because, you know, your day wasn't nearly surreal enough yet.
Dude. Or, as Arthur once said, "Shapes. I need shapes."
http://www.dunx.org/cgi-bin/white-rose/forum?forum=Game341&groupBy=id&group=300&tail=40
for which the most useful context (which isn't saying much) is the White Rose Mornington Crescent page.
Because, you know, your day wasn't nearly surreal enough yet.
Dude. Or, as Arthur once said, "Shapes. I need shapes."