TTIDTYPH (FSSVOY)

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(that is, "Ten Things I've Done That You Probably Haven't (For Sufficiently Small Values of 'You')".)

1. ridden a bicycle while carrying a French horn in one hand
   
2. choreographed my proposal of marriage in such a way that a third party did most of the talking
   
3. performed a second take of a solo performance at the end of a 6th-grade talent show (after having utterly screwed up the first take, earlier that evening)
   
4. received a Bachelor of Arts (not Science!) in mathematics and computer science
   
5. observed, in person, the birth of a child via Caesarian section
   
6. run down a hallway with a woman slung over either shoulder
   
7. had a policeman's baton bounce off my music stand during a musical performance
   
8. bought a vacuum-tube electronic organ from a thrift store
   
9. sung every voice part from Soprano I through Bass III (yes, that's "three") _after_ my voice changed (and everything from Sop I through Tenor I before)
   
10. asked by a director (who had never met me) to audition for the part of God