a tissue of fabrications, a mist of misrepresentations...

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. . . a Web of Lies.

"The SI unit of sexual activity is the copule, defined as the participation of one partner in an act of sexual intercourse of standard intensity and duration. Orgies are rated in the more convenient unit of the hectocopule = 100 copules. For the purpose of film classification, all sex-related activities and accessories have their own copule rating, which also takes into account the explicitness with which it is shot. The classification is determined by the total copule content, and scenes rating more than a certain number of copules per minute may be cut."

"The French Ministry of Culture has projected that 87 per cent of all French post-modernists will have deconstructed themselves by 2008."

This lie is usually coloured orange when stored in the Database of Lies. Quantum effects of it being chosen have changed it to the colour is it now: "The Australian government has forbidden further export of the wombat because of its strategic military significance as a rhyme for 'combat'".

This lie, when expressed mathematically, represents a new paradigm in topology: "A snail, if properly trained, can kill and eat a fully-grown tiger in a matter of days."

Last updated Dec 19, 2009