aspiring author? try "bored film noir fan"

[jrtom]

from BoingBoing: Over the top police blotter write-ups

Clearly, the person(s) writing these are in desperate need of a creative outlet...and it looks like they've found one. Good for them.

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[lightning-rose.livejournal.com]

Then you'll no doubt appreciate the Police Blotter for the Arcat Eye. They've been publishing in a rather ornate style for years.

http://www.arcataeye.com/police/

[jrtom.livejournal.com]

Dude. One wonders just how widespread an art form this is. :)